Amazing Nerd Rap (Original)

This is just a joke. Laugh with us. Don't be offended. We wrote this is a guy's perspective. Background music was by StreetworkMusic Giving them full credit for the mix. Lyrics & song by Claire & Mary Kate: Oh dang!!! I forgot my password to Google.com (no) And yall already know that I love my mom (word) Playin checkers til midnight is what I do Cause I be a bad a*s... Tell me who are you? (Claire) The females check me out when I wear my pants high And tell them other g's to wear them right (right) I got big ol specks covered in duct tape Did I mention Im a fan of Harry Pottaa's Snape? (yeah) I think girls are icky and white out is the bomb (word) Did I mention I know the pie song? My calculators scientific My braces are terrific I eat sandwiches with two kinds of bread Cause ima super punk and thats what she said (what) My hair is slicked back I ain't a PC, ima Mac I eat cheese for lunch and I segway down the street And everyone hatin cause they know my homeworks complete I wear plaid socks and they know I got swag I get these crazy looks... the gangstas know Im bad My sweater vests are bangin' You know my ping pong pangin' I keep my pencils in my pocket Watch out when I pop lock drop it I got big buck teeth Yeah, I consider Narnia my belief I play a hella game of charades Dont even get me started on parades I walk the mall with mah giggas Hittin up Hallmark Workin' at PathMark I got a pet Aardvark His names Mark He sleeps in the dark His friends a shark His names Lark ...

Authors@Google: Eben Weiss

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Sampeng Market, China Town, Bangkok, Thailand, ( 4 )

This market is among one of the early Chinese communities during their resettlement in Thailand over 200 years ago. It has become the Wall Street of Bangkok during the mid 1800's. Not only was it prosperous as a business centre but also in illegal activities such as gambling, drugs, and prostitution. Though less attractive than in former days, Sampeng never loses its importance as a shopping attraction in Bangkok's Chinese community. The Sampeng Market, situated en - route Chinatown, offers an assortment of clothes, Chinese medicine, flip-flops, toys, household items, medicinal herbs, gold, shark fin, Chinese tea and medicines, socks, wallets, CDs and almost anything else you might imagine can be found here in true riot of colourful shops that maintain a blend of Thai and Chinese culture. Its small lanes and alleyways haven't stopped tourists from visiting the place especially those who want to see the real Thailand and not its glitzy and glamorous malls. The open-air stalls, which lend a rather open and casual atmosphere to the place, sell some great traditional Thai food to fair prices. Blaring horns and a steady stream of scooters zig - zagging their way through the by lanes will keep you company. You can also catch a glimpse of various Chinese shrines and devour on alien food such as shark-fin or noodle soup restaurants, if you are hungry. The Sampeng Market has an ethnic feel and shows the perfect blend on Thai-Chinese cohabitation over the years. However, the place ...