so i was walking one day out into the streets, and all of a sudden, a gorilla comes out and tries to steal my wallet. So then i said "sir, could you please not, i need my money for important errands i must run". the gorilla was quick to apologize, but then said "...but i must warn you fair sir, there is an even eviler person after you". to this gorilla i answered "do not worry, for i am quite the cautious fellow" and with that, the gorilla tipped his hat and left. Yet i wondered "who could evil person be who is after I? did i do him wrong in the past and just not remember?" all these questions i asked my self, but could not answer them, so i continued. as i kept on walking, i was ambushed by a pack of flying chinchillas, about 12 i believe. i didn't believe them to be much of a problem, and noticed they have taken off my socks without removing my shoes. i ran after them and yelled out "come back you damn chinchillas and return my socks to me!". then the chinchillas stopped, which was quite unexpected because any regular person would have kept on running. they returned my socks to me and left to the closest burger king to eat a triple whooper, and that was the end of them. fast forwarding through the journey, i also met a turtle, an old man, and what appeared to be a cross between a snail, a shark, and a zebra, yeah, all three of those. as i near the end of my journey, i finaly meet this evil person, who is my friend asking me to let him borrow five bucks. the end (did you ...
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