Saturday, June 9, 2012

Danny Beels: The Song by Dandy Lion Feat. Stephen Hawking

This is a song about Danny Beels Lyrics: Yeah this is motherfucking Brandon Boggs Yeah mother fuckier Boggs, Boggs This goes out to my good friend Danny Beels Yeah Fucker yeah, yeah, motherfucker This is not fucking Stephen Hawking This ain't motherfucking Stephen Hawking Cant believ this aint Stephen Hawking Ok Bitch i am stephen Hawking This is the story about a young boy who went on an adventure though the woods one hot Alabama day. He thought that he could use a log to cross the river but it was an alligator and it used his left sac sac sac to floss. The boy was sad but there was little he could do. So as the boy sat sad and cold, an old man came along and told the boy to reach into his magic pocket And so the boy did and felt something long and hard and wet. The boy felt something long and hard and wet And so little danny was confused, he didnt know what he should do and the old man reached for him but a fat old lizard had his way with him And by way with him i mean raped up the ass He tried to get away but the lizard was just to fucking fast The old fat lizard watched danny cry and he laughed at the tears that fell from his eyes. And he said to little danny ill introduce you to floyd, youll get along great he likes fucking little boys Danny raped a small BILF (but guys im telling you he was super hot) Did i mention that im Brandon fucking Boggs Look at those Bilfs This is just the first of my epic yarns about them whales. im gonna tell you more like motherfucking ...

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